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Post by Megsanangel90 on Aug 25, 2006 11:05:42 GMT -5
A man walking along a beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said: "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said:"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want"
The Lord replied:"Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me"
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said: "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.
The Lord replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Post by MY HEART IS LA BOUND on Aug 25, 2006 12:47:22 GMT -5
LOL That's so funny!!! I love it..You know how true that is...LOL
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Post by YOURfavoriteJOEL on Aug 25, 2006 13:38:31 GMT -5
That's one of my favorites, I post it in most places, but ya beat me to it this time.
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Post by Jer on Aug 28, 2006 16:19:38 GMT -5
BOL...and you know...the sad thing about this it is sooo true hehe. ~Jer FYF Flaming Mod
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Post by BORN2SIGN on Aug 28, 2006 18:33:20 GMT -5
Actually, it is just as difficult to understand a man. No one ever seems to talk about that. So, I guess that would work for anybody.
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Post by dayday on Aug 30, 2006 8:26:14 GMT -5
hehe
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Post by Megsanangel90 on Aug 30, 2006 12:37:12 GMT -5
If you ask me man are way way harder to understand the women!!
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